Operation: Bronco

Not a story, but I'll definitely pass this idea on. I’ve always loved explosions. And with that comes a love for chemistry. My mentor and savior taught me his ways, and told me some delinquent stories of when he was a kid and would blow up mailboxes. Now, I don’t ever do anything that could actually blow up private property, but if I have a problem (such as the fire ants trying to kill me in my backyard), I blow them up. All you need is Works toilet bowl cleaner, tin foil, and a bottle of some sort (the tighter the lid the better). Then the ingredients must be mixed into the bottle, and then shaken. You plant the combustible where you want it, and then you get to a safe place. Boom.